After that, your dad would try to jump again, but only this time I'd put the 40 to his chin after your Mom does the dishes and the silverware, I'd dry fuck her till I nut in my underwear ~~~applause~~~ Host: now lets meet contestant number 2 he's a psychopathic deranged crackhead freak who works for the dark carnival he says women call him stretch nutz sharon, lets hear your question...
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I'm steady, staring at your sister, I'll tell you this, You know for only 13 she got some big tits!
After that, your dad would try to jump again, And only this time I'd put the 40 to his chin!
He's a schitsofranic serial killer clown, who says women lo-o-ove his sexy smile. So let's say you were to come over to my parents house and have dinner with me and my family tell me what you'd do to make that first impression really stick?
Contestant #1 I believe first impressions last forever.
Shaggy: First thing, I could never love you, you sound like a witchy bitch yo fuck you!
But if I did, I'd probably show you that I care by takin all these other mutha fuckas outta here I'd go through your phone book and whack em all, I'd find contestant number one I'd break his fuckin jaw (what! ) anyone that looked at you would have to pay, I'd be blowin fuckin nuggets off all day I'd grab your titties Stretch em down past your waist, let em go and watch em both spring up in your face I'd sing love songs to ya the best I can. We go to tha beach and walk though the sand I throw a little in your face and say I'm just playin as you spit it all out, I rub your back, and grab your underwear and wedge it up your ass crack!(Host) Now let's meet contestant #2, He's a psychopathic derranged crackhead freak Who works in the Dark Carnival. First of all, I could never love you You sound like a richy bitch, yo fuck you!But if I did, I'd probably show you that I care, By takin all these other motha fuckers outta here!Your dad would probably start trippin and get me pissed I'd have to walk up and bust him in his fuckin lips!It's dinner time, we're hearin' grace from your mother I pull a 40 out and pour some for your little brother I'm standing staring at your sister, I'll tell you this You know for only 13 she got some big tits!(Host Intro) Let's meet contestant #1 He's a schitzophrenic serial killer clown Who says women love his sexy smile. Tell me what you'd do to make that first impression really stay.