I was hoping that it would be the fan so that his big schnoz could hang around for another week.
Dan manages to receive the rose at the end of the date.
However, she's not a great competitor, so Chris decided to stick with Blakely while simultaneously hooking up with Jamie and telling her he wants to be his partner.
This was an individual competition and of course the Plastic Princess and Adam Corolla (Ed) had the lowest scores. Chris: Previous Bachelorette Ashely and winner Jason judged the "competition" along with olympic gymnast Tasha Schwikert. Gloves walks in, cries her fake eye lashes off and crawls into the top bunk above them. Chris: Chris always looked stoned, but is a super manipulator. Now the rest of the girls are safe from elimination.
The only thing that could have made this less lame would be John Tesh as the commentator. Ryan ends up getting voted off, possibly because he was a 32-year-old virgin.
It didn’t work, ol’ Sid just blew them chicks off, kept on meditating, did a ton of rad other stuff, and eventually turned into Siddhartha Gautama Buddha, you know, the guy that you see in statues all time. Brandon hasn’t been intensely meditating but he has certainly cleaned up his act of late.
After starting the season as the inslopsicated, morning-drinking, terrible-dressing trouble child of the house, he gave up booze and became a mentorish, moral-compassy fella advising his roommates through their troubles.
He started out with Blakely, an attractive 34-year old in deep with the game's main alliance.
But then as soon as she started making demands on him to be loyal to her (as a partner, first, but also as a romantic interest), he ran to Jamie, who at 26 is closer to his age and also hot.The Buddhist demon Mara must have heard him tell his friend on the phone, “I’m just not attracted to anyone on this island, I like bad girls,” sensed his weakness, and sent his tempting daughter “Kendra” to cause his ruin. Kendra: “Anyway, rum, ruuuuuuuuuum, and some more , lets go.” Was It Mythical Demonic Creature-ish?You can tell that “Kendra” is the daughter of a demon god because no actual human would have spoken to a recovering alcoholic the way that she did. : Her voice changed, she started speaking in ancient languages, made out with him (5 points), grew wings, and flew away laughing while pouring scotch down his throat and ascending into the sky.She was truthful in saying Jaclyn was the “most fake” and it gets her into trouble.Really through, in my opinion, the majority of girls on this season caddy and to use ABC’s words, “fake”.Designed to start drama, the girls and guys are asked embarrassing questions about each other in hopes of fueling the fire.